I'm the most absent minded person I know.
Last night, while I was in the shower, Chris asked for the toothpaste. I asked him why the toothpaste was in the shower, and he said "ask your self that question. Say Self, Why did I put the toothpaste in the shower?!"
I brushed my teeth in the morning and then went into the shower to grab the face soap to wash my face. I, absent mindedly, put the toothpaste in place of the soap. Face soap stayed on the counter, toothpaste stayed in the shower.
I'm also supposed to ask myself (according to my husband who remembers everything) why I put the milk in the pantry and my cell phone in the fridge.
I've just got too much on my mind...that's why, okay?!
Hope everyone is having a great weekend!